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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:05
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Did sharing a wife turn out okay?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Starbucks Enters the Protein Wars With Test of New Drink Option - Bloomberg.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat Bagged Lettuce - HuffPost
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Street Dog Who Fought to Survive by Eating Rocks and Dirt Has Us in Tears - PetHelpful
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
King Charles Shares Super Rare Photo With Late Father Prince Philip - AOL.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Israel launches several attacks on Beirut’s southern suburbs, south Lebanon - Al Jazeera
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors